Sir, you are way too big to have an iPhone.

The line, again. Ridiculous, I tell you.

What kind of jerk brings an iPod to the iPhone launch? Um, well, just about everybody, actually.

People glued to the windows on 16th St.

He's got his iPhone!

Five hours in line, $600 phone, $60/month service plan...hope it's worth it.

This is just about when the 8gb models ran out. The line is still halfway down the block.

Mayor Street making his purchase.

The guy wearing the red shirt, Philadelphia Mayor John Street. Buying an iPhone.

His Honor gloating to the poor saps still waiting in line.

Mayor Street shows off his shiny new iPhone

I wish I were mayor. I could have an iPhone.

And someone to wait in line for me.

It's so shiny!

Say Hello to iPhone.

Peering expectantly.

Philadelphia's Phinest guarding the AT&T store.

I hope they both got free iPhones.

People are mesmerized by its shinyness.

She's got the dog and the camp chairs while her boyfriend is inside buying them his-and-hers iPhones.

But none for the dog.